Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties or, time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinny legs Magee. I’ll tell you that much.
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A couple of weeks back I killed a dog. I put him down. I watched him go. I was looking him straight in the eye. He didn’t know what was happening. He didn’t know why. He.. He was just scared, and then.. He was gone. He wasn’t sick. No, he was just, like… I don’t know, like, a… a problem dog .
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